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Valentine Parker's InsaneJournal:
| Friday, July 31st, 2009 | |
| 12:55 pm | Two parties in a row. I need to go shopping. Speaking of, if there are in fact two parties in a row and not just one, as I suspect by the amount of hedging my roommate keeps doing, then someone in the know had better come with me on this expedition and drop helpful hints. I wouldn't want to be underdressed. On the subject of helpful hints, might I add that glitter is always good? It's something of a universal truth. |
| Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 | |
| 4:09 pm | Thank fucking Christ, I was not about to turn seventeen as a girl. Speaking of, now that this ordeal is over, if I should be dropping hints to anyone about anything in particular, let me know. Individuals who use the words 'party hats' or 'balloon animals' will be summarily voted off the party planning committee. Assuming there is one. I think being back in our bodies deserves a celebration, though, right? Feel free to put forth your ideas of brilliance so that I can make sure to vote you off the planning committee for the good of all well in advance if necessary. Personally, I'm thinking r-a-v-e. I don't suppose they have one of those going on in Hogsmeade, do they? Anyone who mentions quaggacorns will also be voted off. Seriously, who left The Wise Wizard's Guide to Successful Sex on my bed? Ha ha, you're a riot. Current Music: Jet Lag - First line of defense |
| Friday, April 3rd, 2009 | |
| 12:26 am | [Glyn] We're getting ripped tonight. Bring anyone you want and anything stronger than butterbeer. [Jasper] I think there's an unofficial, non-school-approved activity in the works for tonight. Consider yourself invited, bring whatever and whoever you like. |
| Friday, March 20th, 2009 | |
| 3:02 am | What the fuck happened to the furniture in the common room? I thought someone had finally found a way to make that dyeing charm permanent, but I just walked into the latest fabric massacre and now I feel as if I'm on the inside of a demented bumblebee. Does anyone know of a way to calculate the changes that could theoretically be made to a planet's orbit, were certain gravitational elements to be temporarily removed from the balance of the solar system? I don't think they cover that in Astronomy: Level Six. I'm craving marshmallow, all of a sudden. Has someone hidden their stash from this weekend in the already-overstuffed and unfortunately-coloured furniture where I can smell it, or is this just a random occurrence? In either case: s'mores? |
| Monday, January 26th, 2009 | |
| 8:48 pm | Hufflepuff United Football League Anyone up for a friendly game of footie, maybe later this week while the good weather holds and we're all still reviewing shit in class from last year? Newcomers welcome - we can teach you how to play, it's easy. It's weird using these things after three months, isn't it? |
| Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 | |
| 2:12 am | Bio ( Bio for Valentine Parker ) |